It is important for you to be wise too
Master, what is most intoxicating?
Pappu – In books.
Master – how?
Because as soon as you open the book you start feeling sleepy.
Husband was teaching English to his wife.
Wife said have dinner in the afternoon.
Husband: Goth woman, this is lunch, not dinner.
Wife: You idiot, your entire family is dog, this is the leftover food from the night.
Doctor: Has the patient in bed number 20 regained consciousness?
Nurse – Sir, if he was unconscious then I would have got his post-mortem done.
Kullu Sharabi in romantic style –
To impress a girl, sneak up behind her and scare her.
If she laughs then it means she is happy.
And if you get angry, shout loudly
I am scared, sister, I am scared,
