Jokes – Woman- The love between me and my husband has reduced, please suggest some solution, Baba gave amazing advice.

If you start the day with laughter, your whole day goes well. With this you remain safe from mental stress. That is why today we have brought funny jokes for you, which are going to make you drool.

A man came home tired from work,
Wife gave me a glass of water,
Then the son reached his father with the marksheet.
Science- 39, English- 46, Maths…
Before reading anything further, man: These are the marks, don't you feel ashamed, donkey?
you are worthless, you are worthless
Wife: Hey if you listen…
Man- you sit quiet
Your pampering has spoiled this worthless person,
Hey, your father works hard all day long and you get such marks…
The boy was standing silently with his neck down.
Wife: Hey listen…
Man: Shut up, don't say even a word.
Wife this time in a loud voice – Hey, listen first.
Found it while cleaning the cupboard in the morning, this is your mark sheet…
Then terrible silence…

Woman- Baba, the love between me and my husband has reduced, please give me some solution.
Baba- Son, keep a fast from Facebook on Saturday and WhatsApp on Sunday, love will return like before.

Wife- Have you cheated on me? Husband- Why darling, what happened?
Wife: You did not tell that you already have a wife named Rani.
Husband- I had told my father-in-law that I will treat you like a queen…

Doctor: For whom should the glasses be made?
Chintu- For the teacher.
Doctor: But why?
Chintu- Because they always see me as a donkey.

Beggar-Brother, give me one rupee, I am hungry for three days…
Passerby: If you are hungry for three days, what will you do with one rupee?
Beggar- We have to see how much the weight has decreased.